Homophobes Freak Out Over Doritos, Brilliant Troll Strikes Back

They're baaack.

Mike Melgaard, wizard behind the Target Trolling of 2015 has gotten a new job. Back in August when Target announced that it was no longer selling toys in gendered sections, Melgaard posed as a customer service representative to respond to outraged homophobic and transphobic commenters.

Doritos announced yesterday that they will be rolling out rainbow-colored chips in support of Pride and to encourage donations to the It Gets Better Project.

What assholes, right? Well, clearly some people think so. Take, for example, Jeni, who curiously disparages Facebook as well ... on Facebook.

And then there's dear Dora, who is indomitable when it comes to the health concerns regarding only this specific kind of Doritos.
Then some confusion about which junk food products would be banned.
Even Taco Bell wasn't safe.
And then poor Nic, who seemed astonished that a company would have a "politcal" agenda.
So what have we learned from this, kids? Watch who you call out on the internet. After all, corporations are people, too!
Now everyone follow @MikeMelgaard and enjoy the beautiful nefariousness that flows forth from his soul. And his Facebook, where his brilliant work lives.